The Dorito Nation Words of Wisdom
by admin on Nov.09, 2008, under General Paintball Stuff
Never spit with your mask on
Never look down the barrel of your gun while pulling the trigger
Scenario Player: The NPPL and PSP still has not adopted “Barrel Tagging” so stop it
Tournament Players: Just because a guy claims to be on your team does not mean he is
Never play in the woods in your bare feet
Never use you marker to scratch your crotch (or your friends)
Never scratch your friends crotch for any reason with anything
Scenario Players: Even when you wear camoflauge they can still probably see you behind the red Dorito
Tournament Player: Red jersys with yellow skulls and large purple numbers are still not considered camoflauge
No matter what they tell you a shot to the grill with yellow paint does not taste like chicken
